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Doris Crockford
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| ArryGrotter | Date: Friday, 2013-04-05, 02:44 | Message # 1 |
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| Doris is one of those characters that many would forget about. For for some (read: me) she is a favourite!
So, why don't we discuss what is up with this lovely woman?
1. Why do you think she like handshakes so much?
2. Is she a regular of the Leaky Cauldron?
3. Does she have a secret hidden life? Was she ever part of the Order of the Phoenix?
4. What role do you think she had in the Second War?
5. How awesome is she to play in Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4? (Trick question: the answer is "Too awesome to handle!")
(Yeah, you can take this thread as seriously as you want  )
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| Fawkesfan1 | Date: Friday, 2013-04-05, 02:51 | Message # 2 |
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| Lol, never heard of the woman
1. Why do you think she like handshakes so much?
Maybe it's part of a secret ritual for her 
2. Is she a regular of the Leaky Cauldron?
Not sure. Maybe Hagrid would know 
3. Does she have a secret hidden life? Was she ever part of the Order of the Phoenix?
Same as above, only minus Hagrid Maybe.
4. What role do you think she had in the Second War?
Handing out drinks to the Order.
5. How awesome is she to play in Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4? (Trick question: the answer is "Too awesome to handle!"
Not sure
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| ArryGrotter | Date: Friday, 2013-04-05, 03:04 | Message # 3 |
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| Fawkesfan1, At least I haven't started a thread on 'Sophie - Opening Boardroom Scene' who till this day I still don't know which character she is 
But that's film related unfortunately...
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| Fawkesfan1 | Date: Friday, 2013-04-05, 03:13 | Message # 4 |
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| Quote (ArryGrotter) Fawkesfan1, At least I haven't started a thread on 'Sophie - Opening Boardroom Scene' who till this day I still don't know which character she is
But that's film related unfortunately...
Neither do I, Arry. We're in the same boat
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| Iggy | Date: Friday, 2013-04-05, 05:44 | Message # 5 |
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| How could anyone forget Doris?! :O
1. Why do you think she like handshakes so much?
I'm sorry to say, she is a handshake junkie. It is her Achille's Heel, so to speak. She needs to shake at least ten hands every day, or she will go through handshake withdrawal, which includes such behaviors as eating 3 MegaSuperChocolateyNut Sundaes at Florean Fortescue's, compulsively breeding Chizpurfles, and covering half her body red and the other half green while jumping up and down in a bowl of treacle going "Squawk! Squawk! Squawk!"
2. Is she a regular of the Leaky Cauldron?
On occasion, but what she really enjoys is hanging out in the back room of Madam Puddifoot's, where she practices yoga and fighting dragons in hand-to-hand combat.
3. Does she have a secret hidden life? Was she ever part of the Order of the Phoenix?
Of course she was part of the Order. Her special handshaking skills were necessary in the fight against evil. She personally caught twelve DEs by pulling the old Joy Buzzer trick on them.
As to her secret life...Well...She doesn't like to go into it much, but she is President of the Official Filius Flitwick Fan Club, a widely-known organization in Great Britain, with over a million members both in the country and overseas.
4. What role do you think she had in the Second War?
Well...You know that evil ring? You know how it looked like Dumbledore had destroyed it? Well...It was actually Doris. Yep. She burst in and ripped it asunder with her bare hands. Snape and Dumbledore just kept quiet about it because Doris asked them to. They respect her word, since they are both joint Presidents of the Official Doris Crockford Fan Club, a widely-known organization in Great Britain, with over a billion members both in the country and overseas.
5. How awesome is she to play in Lego Harry Potter: Years 1-4? (Trick question: the answer is "Too awesome to handle!")
Ehh....*shrug*
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| ArryGrotter | Date: Friday, 2013-04-05, 06:46 | Message # 6 |
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| The Official Doris Crockford Fan Club sounds like something I need to join!
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